"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 06/18/2015 at 09:59 • Filed to: None

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Check out what my boss drives!

The Dummy Gummy > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 10:01

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You may want to give him this number:

1 (800) 273-8255

He may need it.

boxrocket > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 10:02

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Get out of there!

Get out now!

•shudders•

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 10:03

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time for a new job?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > The Dummy Gummy 06/18/2015 at 10:06

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It’s not a Him.

PS9 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 10:08

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Florida resident transplant?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PS9 06/18/2015 at 10:09

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They actually do have a second home outside Palm Beach.

PS9 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 10:10

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So they might have brought this new when it was $50k...

...this depresses me.

Firewrx234 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 10:10

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Your boss shouldn't be driving. They might be blind.

The Dummy Gummy > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 10:11

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She*

Either way, they may need someone to talk to.

LongbowMkII > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 10:16

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Good. These are ridiculous and therefore awesome.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PS9 06/18/2015 at 10:23

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Sadly, yes.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 10:25

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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > LongbowMkII 06/18/2015 at 10:25

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Your opinion differs from mine and therefore you must be a communist.

LongbowMkII > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 06/18/2015 at 10:33

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A communist that appreciates needless displays of moderate wealth.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > LongbowMkII 06/18/2015 at 10:34

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You have disgraced the party.

AM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 10:35

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Pack up your shit and run, fast! We'll find you a new job later just get out of there now.

LongbowMkII > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 06/18/2015 at 10:39

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Nah, I just believe that some party members are extra equal.

Jonathan Harper > The Dummy Gummy 06/18/2015 at 11:03

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That actually makes it better. I’ve only seen middle aged men driving these and it’s so depressing.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AM 06/18/2015 at 11:09

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But I have full health insurance and generous vacation time :(

OPPOsaurus WRX > Jonathan Harper 06/18/2015 at 11:16

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I assumed it would be woman in their 50’s driving these things and was amazed to see a guy driving one.

Jonathan Harper > OPPOsaurus WRX 06/18/2015 at 11:25

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I’ve only seen men driving them with the top down. Some people just want to see the world burn.

AM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 11:36

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I have connections, we'll get you full health insurance for your entire family and paid vacation any day of the year.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AM 06/18/2015 at 12:21

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Can you get me into witness protection?

AM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 12:27

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It can be arranged but I’m not too sure you’ll like where the relocation is..

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AM 06/18/2015 at 14:21

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And where would that be?

Rainbow > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 14:23

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Pfft, there are two of these within a mile of my house.

I’m surprised I haven’t been taken away by a military rescue chopper yet.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Rainbow 06/18/2015 at 14:34

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Don’t worry, we’ve got a FEMA trailer on the way. Just hold tight you’ll be all right soon.

AM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 15:32

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Dhaka, Bangladesh. The shacks are beautiful on the inside, I promise!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AM 06/18/2015 at 15:47

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I’d rather have an uninsulated, unheated hut in Vladivostok please.

AM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 16:16

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Well there is this one but there’s a catch. It has no running water or electricity but it’s fully furnished.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AM 06/18/2015 at 17:27

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No power is a good thing, less of a chance of accidentally seeing a Crosscab online.

AM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/18/2015 at 17:45

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They probably don't even by them outside of America. I've never even seen one up here in Canada.